Archive for August, 2008

Varsity, Varsity, U rah rah Wisconsin, hail to the we sing……(we sing)

Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Badger, Mushroom Mushroom!

Hey, it’s Sunday. College Football kicked off yesterday. I am a UW Badgers fan (and Alumni). Therefore I have a little treat for you I got from @frozenlipz on Plurk. If you are a Badger fan, then come around real soon, by the light, by the light, by the light of the moon.

The flash animation is on the page at Webl’s Stuff

Dorkazine is not a Hoax, but there are some good ones out there. If you want to know what is and what isn’t, then head over to Bored.com and check out their Big Hoaxes.

Remember – Kidney Harvest? HOAX. I wish I would’ve known that BEFORE I took out my own kidneys. Hey! I think the power is gonna go out. Someone get me a Batter….

Over on Funny or Die they are working hard on making you laugh. Steve Guttenbergs’ Steak House, Boys in the Wood, and this one: Three Matthew McConaugheys and A Baby.

I think we’re sticking on the Bacon theme here. Are you a chocolate lover? Well maybe you would like Bacon Chocolate? Vosges Chocolates has created chocolate with the flavor of bacon. Yum.

Just don’t put it in your bacon cooking alarm clock. You might have a bit of a mess in the morning….

It’s an inspiring video on how to go into battle. GO SOUTH!

Ever wanted your own ATM? Maybe a knife block shaped like a human head. Or… oh! Bacon’s ready and it’s time to wake up!

If you are looking for that weird item, then maybe you should check out http://www.wackyinventions.com/. They have some of the most interesting stuff out there. Including the alarm clock that cooks your bacon. I hope it refrigerates it while you sleep.

*Warning* They do implement a pop-up ad system on the site. It’s a one click pop-up.

This is a picture gallery – click on the picture, get the info on the item. Very straightforward in design.

In this world of Green, we need a hero that can fight for our environmental needs. Someone that will attack the bad people trying to warm the planet. All that while riding on a toilet.

Enter in Captain Ozone. The Enviro-fighter extraordinaire. Dressed in Blue tights and dawning the yellow and black symbol, he will thwart all that try to poison our planet.

Forget that “Captain Planet” guy. This guy is a lot cooler. He uses state of the art technology to watch our carbon levels and keep the planet enviro – friendly.

So if you’re ever in need, why not give Captain Ozone a call?

Last week we played a game where you would ask a question and we would put down answers that we would think would correlate to that. We then shared our answers and tried to match another’s. The ones with the most points of course, won.

The question was “Things that a man wears in which a woman normally wouldn’t”. We had some good answers. Toupee, suspenders and a jock strap were some of those answers. I thought that Pantyhose would be a good answer, but this website proves I would be wrong.

E-mancipate believes that men should wear pantyhose. Mantyhose is the name of the garment.

The site believes men should show off their legs. While it may be true, would male pantyhose be a comfortable item to wear? I remember wearing tights (yes, I’ve dawned tights a couple times in my life – once for a play and another dressing in Renaissance gear.). I can tell you that the one thing I never liked about wearing stuff like that really gets you in the…. hair.

No, really. Hairy legs not only push through the nylon and taking them off can hurt just a little. I don’t know if shaving is something I would want to do.

I suppose it might not be for everyone. For those who would want to wear male pantyhose, more power to your comfort and style. If you are a Ballet artist or Gymnast, you may find this something to use. For me, I’ll just wear pants.

What time is it, Mr Fox? Well, now you can find out just by going to http://billychasen.com/clock/. And the best part is you can see people contorted in ways that you haven’t since high school.

It’s a simple flash script that displays a clock as done by Billy Chasen. He is an artist that takes science and technology to different levels as he turns them into art. The “Exploded iPod” encased in resin and the LCD monitor visualization fish tank are a couple creations.

Billychasen.com is his website.

I have a Goatee. Sometimes I don’t shave along the lines. Sometimes my goatee is a little uneven. I adjust and go on.

Well, those days have changed as now I can get my goatee just right. The Goatee Saver is a device that will help you get a perfect trim. You place this device over your mouth and shave. Want a wider goatee or maybe an angle sided goatee? Adjust the “Tumblers” to get that perfect look.

It might even work well as a mouthpiece for boxers and football players….

If you like eggs, then you might like this little ditty. It’s called “I Love Egg – the Egg Song”. It was put out by Iloveegg.com, a subsidiary to the D&H company. Basically it’s a site to show kids how cool eggs are. They have a full marketing campaign with diaries, notepads and more. Of course the site is in Korean, so trying to decypher is a little harder. Nonetheless, it’s an interesting Flash video – which we link to below.

The link is here – http://www.iloveegg.com/egg_english.htm

Of course, Dorkazine is not a political site and does not endorse any candidates other than Alfred E. Neumann or Bullwinkle J. Moose. However when we find something funny, we feel compelled to show it off.

It’s interesting how people can use their computers nowadays. You can record a bunch of speeches, pull out key words or phrases and then use them to your advantage. That is what this person did in Barack Roll – a video spoof on YouTube using a famous Rick Astley song from the 80’s, a bunch of Obama speeches and a small guest spot on the Ellen Degeneres show. Rock on Barack.