Archive for August, 2011

Google Plus Stupid Translator

Google Plus Stupid Translator

I get a lot of Google Plus requests. I love adding people to my circles, but some of them I have to remove simply because I can’t understand what they say. Sometimes they speak in a language I don’t understand, but other times they just speak stupid.

I put together this little image to poke fun, and hope Google might add post translation features. Maybe not a “Stupid translator”, but something that could translate a post in Spanish or Japanese to English. Then I could follow and reply to people I might not be able to have a conversation with in real life.

Then again, you could Learn to Speak a new language with Rosetta Stone

 

Are-you-disturbed

Are-you-disturbed

A little photoshop I did this morning. Things this morning have been a little distrubing. Thought this would pick up my spirits. But then again, I kept asking myself the same question. Guess I am the epitome of this flowchart.

So the answer is… yes!

Cooking with Testicles

Cooking with Testicles

All I can think of is the classic line in the movie Top Secret when Val Kilmer was sitting at the German restaurant and Lucy Gutteridge ordered the Pig’s balls. I knew in some countries these things are delicacies, but I didn’t know there were many ways to make them.

Well, this cookbook says it all. Learn how to cook, fry, deep baste, slice, dice and puree your balls to perfection. The Testicle cookbook is written by Ljubomir R. Erovic. It comes complete with many how-to videos, like the one below (making a Testicle Pizza).

canon 60D

canon 60D

Check this out! Androp – a band from Japan – created this nice video with a lot of great lights. However, the lights were coming from an unconventional source. Yet, they worked in perfect harmony.

250 Canon 60D DSLR cameras were used to backlight the band. Yes, I said DSLR cameras. They created a wall, with several rows and on each row – a series of cameras strategically spaced apart. A little bit of extra wiring and Voila! A light system is born.

Well, not a cheap light system, anyway. These cameras cost $1,400 on their own. Just the camera – nothing else. So this wall cost at least $350,000. But now you have to add lens kits and flashes. Can you say half-a-million dollars?

Canon 60D Wall

Canon 60D Wall

But the end result is amazing. Check out the video, then the how-to video below.

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