I hate it when I wear low-cut shirts and try to get out of a car or wave hi to someone and end up getting on the front page of the Sun or TMZ for “Popping out”. Then I have to go to my PR company and try and clear my name…

Ok, so I don’t have that problem. If I did, I think people would cringe more than publish. But I do know people that have this problem. So they use special items to make sure it doesn’t happen.

This high-tech item is called “Double sided tape”. Basically, tape to skin - tape to clothing. Of course it might not stick well and you are in the same dilemma, or it sticks really well and you get to feel a whole new version of pain.

Well, that’s where the Peek-a-boob Strips come in. Instead of tape to skin, it’s tape to clothing. It’s basically so those pesky button-down shirts don’t “Accidentally” unbutton. At least that’s what she told me last night.

I suppose this product is great for those who want to show off but not show off. Then again, a sleeveless Turtleneck is sometimes just as sexy…

There can be only one. Well, maybe more than one.

Want to know what to give your hubby this Holiday season? Why not tell them what should be said? YOU’RE A DORK! Or a nerd. While these rings are not going to be followed by marriage proposals, they will be great novelties to anybody who looks like Mr. T.

They are gold plated, so you probably won’t be able to melt them down for too much cash, either.

You can find this at Fred Flare
, although it looks like they are sold out for now.

Do you have a bag for everything? Do you like to match your bag with your shoes? Maybe you like to match your bra with your underwear. Well, why not match your underwear with your bag?

David and Goliath have a rather interesting item in the Tighty Whitey Tote. It’s a bag fasioned out of a pair of underwear. Complete with a blue and red stripe strap / handle for the easy wedgie and an opening in front in case you need to go. Let’s just hope there are no skid marks inside.

I think it only comes in white, but they also have a link for a wallet and briefcase. That would be a great way to impress those clients. Just wear it with your trout-tie and Pumpkin themed socks.

I suppose if you are going to market something, you might as well market it. That is what a popular store is trying. Not sure if it’s a computer glitch or someone thought it was hilarious to do. $9810 is a great discount.

What is a Bedbook? Well, it’s a book that’s printed sideways. Why you ask? Well apparently not everyone eats cookies or plays on the laptop in bed - they read.

While I don’t understand that, there may be some who do. For them, this system may be more comfortable for them in reading. There are many titles available, so check it out. Maybe someday Dorkazine will be in a sideways book. You never know….

I think we’re sticking on the Bacon theme here. Are you a chocolate lover? Well maybe you would like Bacon Chocolate? Vosges Chocolates has created chocolate with the flavor of bacon. Yum.

Just don’t put it in your bacon cooking alarm clock. You might have a bit of a mess in the morning….

I have a Goatee. Sometimes I don’t shave along the lines. Sometimes my goatee is a little uneven. I adjust and go on.

Well, those days have changed as now I can get my goatee just right. The Goatee Saver is a device that will help you get a perfect trim. You place this device over your mouth and shave. Want a wider goatee or maybe an angle sided goatee? Adjust the “Tumblers” to get that perfect look.

It might even work well as a mouthpiece for boxers and football players….