There can be only one. Well, maybe more than one.
Want to know what to give your hubby this Holiday season? Why not tell them what should be said? YOU’RE A DORK! Or a nerd. While these rings are not going to be followed by marriage proposals, they will be great novelties to anybody who looks like Mr. T.
They are gold plated, so you probably won’t be able to melt them down for too much cash, either.
You can find this at Fred Flare
, although it looks like they are sold out for now.
What kind of fool would try to run for president of the United States in this political climate? Well, me!
As a self appointed representative of the defunct Rhino party I, along with Bitstrip friend TheDoctor, I have takedn the initiative to get us past all this economic turmoil, and put us in the land of fun and candy!
Sure, it’s a fanciful ideal, wrought with peril. So? I ain’t got a chance in hell of winning, anyway! I just want to be the Ross Perot of the 2008 election. I’d love to turn on the TV on election night, and see the media’s mouth hanging wide open as Thomasilly shows, with that percent of the undecided vote.
Look, it’s your civic right to vote. My belief is that, if you want the right to bitch about the next administration, you had better vote! If you don’t know which to go for, McCain or Obama, or one of those other Greenhouse Gas backrunners, give me your vote!
Vote! Go to the polls, and vote! Vote for the Thomasilly of your choice, but VOTE!
It’s really sad that someone dressed their dog up as a Chicken. What is worse is their name is “Pansy”. Nonetheless, some find the need to dress up their cats, dogs, rabbits, ferrets or whatever with some cute costumes. I personally would never do that to the dog, or the fish for that matter. After all, I think the dog would rip up the costume and the fish wouldn’t be able to wear a pirate hat.
The contest is run by Ultra Kawaii
Check out these Halloween pets and go to the YouTube page to vote on who is the best.
Why is it an Internet when you can get it anywhere - In or out?
Is it really Social Networking if we sit behind our computers to do it?
These, and a lot more questions won’t get answered, but you can find all of them at Crazythoughts.com. It’s a place that will make you wonder where things are going. How far east can you go before you’re heading west? How fast do hotcakes sell? Why can’t donuts be square?
If you are an inquiring mind, you should go through this list. Don’t go all “Scanners” on us, though.
Aw… what a cute… um ugly…. um cute… um…. What is it?
Animal Planet holds the World’s Ugliest Dog Competition - a time where you can really show how ugly your dog is. Not Fugly, but Uh-uh-glee!
Buster is one of those dogs. You can meet him below.
One question: would other dogs put a “Doggie bag” over their head?
Got this in my email today:
Due to challenging malternative segment sales and declining consumer
interest, MillerCoors has decided to discontinue production of Zima
effective October 10.Current inventories of Zima will remain available for order with
distributors on a first-come, first-served basis, pending available
inventory. We expect to fill our last orders for Zima sometime in
December.This decision is necessary to reduce complexity when it comes to our
brand portfolio, allowing for more focused activity at retail on
consumer-preferred brands, especially Sparks.With that in mind, we are telling our consolidated shared-house
distributors to sell through Zima in their warehouses and then backfill
retail shelf space with Sparks and Sparks Plus 4-packs and Sparks Light.
We are asking unconsolidated, Coors-only distributors to backfill with
other, consumer-preferred, MillerCoors brands.We appreciate your help in ensuring we turn this difficult decision into
an opportunity to grow the MillerCoors portfolio.Sincerely,
Andy England
Chief Marketing Officer
Thanks to Andy from MillerCoors for the email and confirmation. Everybody start partying like it’s 1999.
xjcd really means nothing, but if you add up the letters, you get 42 (Add your Douglas Adams reference here). The creator is Randall Munroe, a former NASA contractor. He loves science and numbers, so the comic has a lot of reference for that.
The comic is as simple as it can be - Stick figures in a daily comic fashion. What it lacks in artistic ability, it gains in thought process. Of course, not all of it is heavy thought, as the comic below shows. There are also comics that get a little more artistic, too.
The content isn’t in a Mature nature, but parents might want to check it out first.
ZIMA came out in 1992 as one of the first “Malt” beverages that wasn’t technically concidered beer. Since then we’ve seen some interesting drinks come out, but we can attribute those roots to the Coors Brewing Co. in Golden Colo… oh wait. They’re now MillerCoors? Oh.
Normally we don’t talk about alcoholic beverages on Dorkazine, but this one spawned it’s own little nation. More important, today marks a sad day for Zima Dorks. MillerCoors announced it is discontinuing the drink.
I remember when it came out - And Yes: I had my own little phase of drinking Zima. I was in college. It’s time to experiment, right?
Anyway, ZIMA did come out in 1992, so it missed the cool shows like Miami Vice and 21 Jumpstreet to market to the trendy. We did have the Arsenio Hall Show, Seinfeld, Law & Order and Ren & Stimpy. But still, it was forever the 90’s drink that had a small following.
You can read about the end of ZIMA here. Goto Zima.com (not linking for it might be a doomed site) for Zima info.
Did you ever draw that Zippy character? The turtle you would see in the back of magazines next to the pirate? How’d ya do? Well, if you can do that, then maybe you can get into the high stakes world of Manga.
A Mangaka is a Manga artist. Manga is a Japanese cartoon art that came out of World War II.A Mango is a type of fruit.
So enough of this. How do you Manga? A step to the left, a step to the right? Not exactly. In fact, if you really want to read about how, check out this article on what to do. If you start drawing, please send us some examples and we’ll post them here.
A long time ago in a galaxy far, far away….
In 1976, Star Wars was released in theatres. A movie about a young boy who learns the ways of the force to fight the Empire. It was also a movie that inspired many in different ways.
Since then we’ve seen 6 episodes, an animated movie, a couple Television shows and a few games. But out of all the movies, Episode IV - A New Hope is probably the most prevailant.
Now it’s time to see this movie in a whole new light. The ASCII light. ASCII is simply using text characters and turn them into a picture.
In Star Wars ASCIIMATION, Simon Jansen took the whole movie and reshot it using ASCII. Well, not reshot it, more like re-coded it. Complete with fast forward and reverse buttons, you can watch it at your own speed.
Then again, you can just use the force.
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