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Stretch Armstrong Movie in the Making? 0

Stretch Armstrong Movie in the Making?

Is it REALLY that damn bad in Hollywood right now? Universal Pictures announced it is making a movie based on Hasbro toys ‘Stretch Armstrong’! For some reason, Universal is under the impression Stretch is a Superhero, like Superman. They are further deluded into thinking that Twighlight actor Taylor Lautner is the right choice to play the part. In the past two years, Taylor has emerged as a real star at the global box office. This future Cineturd is bound to shoot that career into oblivion. The 3-D film will be released in 2012… oh! I see! It’s in 3-D! Yeah,...