Posts Tagged ‘Box office’

Is it REALLY that damn bad in Hollywood right now?

Universal Pictures announced it is making a movie based on Hasbro toys ‘Stretch Armstrong’! For some reason, Universal is under the impression Stretch is a Superhero, like Superman.

They are further deluded into thinking that Twighlight actor Taylor Lautner is the right choice to play the part. In the past two years, Taylor has emerged as a real star at the global box office. This future Cineturd is bound to shoot that career into oblivion.

The 3-D film will be released in 2012… oh! I see! It’s in 3-D!

Yeah, now that it is the way to go, expect all manner of 3-D crappola to be thrust out the anus of Hollywood. At least the Razzie awards will have many awards to hand out in the next few years.

I sure cannot wait for Smell-O-Vision to make it’s glorious comeback…

Oh, and by the way, Hollywood is also working to destroy another Hasbro game. Hancock Director Peter Berg’s “Battleship,” is due for a hellish birth on May 25, 2012 – Memorial Day weekend.