I have seen some Poll dancing in my time, but never like this. The USGS (U.S. Geological Survey) has cameras out in the woods to watch wildlife. They caught this Bear using a tree to take care of an itch.
I know how this guy feels. I hate it when I have an itch on my back I cannot get to. Therefore I do a similar dance on a corner of a wall. Good thing nobody’s caught me on camera.
So sit back and dance out with this Bear. But remember: you should never approach a Bear in the woods for a Lapdance.
Picture it – the lights go down, there is a hush over the crowd. All you can see are the flashes of cameras and those people on their cell phones (which used to be people with lighters). Next, the ring lights came up. Michael Buffer stands in the middle of the ring . He gets up on the mic and says:
“Ladies and Gentlemen… LETS GET READY TO RUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
Well, maybe not as dramatic. But you get the idea.
Google Fight is a website which will pit 2 Google search words. While the two stick figures aren’t as fun to watch, the more interesting thing is the results it comes up with. The site will figure out how much a term is cataloged on Google. For instance, Good vs. Bad. Good shows up on Google 1,930,000,000 times while Evil shows up 192,000,000. So I guess in a Google world, Good prevails over Evil. Take THAT Satan!
While it’s a fun little diversion, it’s more of a tool to check some stats. Therefore this is a useful site for some that need to check some stats. It would be cool to see an updated version where different fight scenarios happen. We’ll see what happens.
BTW – pitting Geekazine vs. Dorkazine – Geekazine is at 21,600 and Dorkazine is at a lonely 2,080. Guess we have some work to do…