In the wild, there also are dorks. Here is the proof.

One morning, A Viroqua WI man awoke to find his concrete Elk statue lying on the ground. He went outside to investigate, wondering what punk kid was able to knock over the heavy stone beast.

Then, the situation had become clear. A short distance away lie a dead Deer. The 180 pound animal, in the rut, decided to challenge the Elk statue for male dominance.

So, Dorks do exist in the wild, they just don’t live too long. I guess that is natural selection for ya!