$7000 for WHAT? A Chair? Are you Crazy!?!

Apparently not. There is a chair in where you sit and someone else plucks the strings on the back. The German creation called the Acoustic Resonance Massage Chair is suppose to relax you.

How can I be relaxed in a chair that cost Seven Thousand Dollars? It’s all wood – no padding. And why can’t you be reclined just a bit?

There are other harmonically neumatic fads that cost less than Seven Grand. Heck, I got a bridge to sell you for seven grand. In these economic times, where we loose seven thousand in the market in one day, is a chair the right investment?

The chair doesn’t even play itself. You have to get a Harpist to help out. Can’t get the kids to do it, they would start banging on the strings to make the chair more annoying than relaxing.

The Chair is specifically tuned to the key of B or D. As a musician, I know that strings don’t stay in tune – not to mention that strings break. That means getting a professional tuner out there to take care of this chair. How much more is that?

I suppose if you have the extra cash and someone that really wants to learn to play an interesting instrument, then this chair is for you. Otherwise, spend the seven grand on an actual harp or piano, donate it to an orchestra that needs it, then go to the mall and get one of those massage pads that tie to the back of the chair. It would be a better investment.