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Fightin’ Crime In ’99

Do you wanna sit here and play Susie homemaker with Captain Conundrum, or do you wanna be superheroes?! I just found one of my favorite guilty pleasures on Netflix. Looks like tonight the lone wolf rides… alone. Talk about some obscure comic book pulp! We’re not your classic heroes. We’re the other guys. One of the most overlooked superhero movies of 1999, Mystery Men was comic silver. No, it wasn’t gold. It had it’s awkward moments. Yet, it gave us such memorable characters as The Shoveler, The Spleen, and Casanova Frankenstein. With a cast of brilliant comic talent like William H. Macy, Ben Stiller,...

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Zombieland series cancelled, haterz blamed

Wow. My respect for the creators of ‘Zombieland’ just went down a few notches… ‘Our Zombieland series will not be moving forward on Amazon. Sad for everyone involved…I’ll never understand the vehement hate the pilot received from die-hard Zombieland fans. You guys successfully hated it out of existence…Anyway, we did our best, and we’re very proud of our team.’ This was the tweet from Zombieland co-creator Rhett Reese. Apparently he never watched his own movie. In my review of the Zombieland series, I pointed out all the flaws that eventually made this series fail. The biggest is still the decision to cast Kirk Ward as...

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Why this Should NOT be made into a Series

The interwebz are abuzz with Disney’s announcement that the ‘Star Wars’ is branching out into the world of spin-offs. Every character from Boba Fett to Yoda has been hinted at, and yesterday they made official that a Boba Fett and Han Solo would be getting their shot at it. If successful, there would be more spin-offs, and you know what that means! How about: 1. Jar-Jar Bink’s place 2. The Misadventures of Sheriff Calrissian 3. The Ewok Variety Show 4. Padme’s Palace 5. The New Adventures of R5-D4 6. CSI: Coruscant 7. The Mace Windu Mysteries 8. Jabba and Co. 9....

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THE Original Star Wars Lightsaber Simulator!!!

What can I say about this amazing site? Have you ever wanted to have a lightsaber duel with yourself? Select from several sabers, from Padawan Anakin to Darth Vader to Count Dukoo! Click, drag, click to ignite and you are now using the Jedi’s legendary weapon of choice! Not as clumsy as the Blaster simulator, but not quite as endearing as a Laser Whip to the arse! Definetly one of the webs most incredibly weird sites!

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Decision ’08!

What kind of fool would try to run for president of the United States in this political climate? Well, me! As a self appointed representative of the defunct Rhino party I, along with Bitstrip friend TheDoctor, I have takedn the initiative to get us past all this economic turmoil, and put us in the land of fun and candy! Sure, it’s a fanciful ideal, wrought with peril. So? I ain’t got a chance in hell of winning, anyway! I just want to be the Ross Perot of the 2008 election. I’d love to turn on the TV on election night,...

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Minus Garfield. YAY!

I’ll be honest – I am not a fan of Garfield. I thought the strip should have went away a long time ago. That is until I read a new version of this called “Garfield minus Garfield” The comic is simple: publish a strip with just Jon, the owner of the cat. Photoshop out the annoyance and poof! You have a completely new comic! Best part – it’s FUNNIER than the original! Now there are some of you that are into the Lasagana eating feline. That is all and well. I was never into Cathy comics, either. But I like...